Friday, July 10, 2009

Guest Blogger: Osama Bin Laden

Ey-yo,

Me here shouting out to all my peeps at Chuckercanuck... death to you all, you pig-loving satanists! Okay, enough with the formalities, it seems a controversy is raging across the internet because my boy wrote a nasty book about me... death to my infidel loving son! Anyway, the controversy is that I supposedly killed his puppies (as I recall, they had accidentally fetched an IED a summer terrorist training camp. My only bad was letting them off the leash. Death to all dogs who can't distinguish believer from kaffir anyway!)

So here's the controversy: are dogs the filthy animals Mohammed said they are? AFterall, your pig-dog scientists have always brainwashed you into thinking that a dog's mouth was cleaner than a human mouth. Guess what: the Prophet was right. 100% right.

And he never required the tools of western oppresion to deduce such an obvious observation. Death to western scientists and their arrogant test tubes! (Except Alfred Nobel, I owe him alot. Oh, and the guy who invented structural steel. Couldn't finance a terrorist network if it wasn't for western construction techniques and materials.)

Oops, gotta go. I hear a drone coming. Just wanted to set the record straight. Death to the internet! Death to America! Death and a fun weekend to you!

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CIA says Osama bin Laden is suffering from kidney disease and may have only months to live.

Pakistan's Musharraf: Bin Laden probably dead

Karzai: bin Laden 'probably' dead

Benazir Bhutto: Bin Laden was Murdered

The FBI says Osama bin Laden is "probably" dead

He's dead.
 
Then how did he do this guest blog?
 
Chucker,

with all these calls for death how do we know you're still not on vacation and you didn't let Anonymous fill in for you in your absence
 
Oh no he ain't dead, he is alive...I saw him walking down the street here in Tashkent, Uzbekistan, this very afternoon. Osama was drinking a Coke and complaining of the heat!
Hahahahaha :)
 
dupmar,

even wackier: how do we know anonymous isn't Osama himself!?!?!

Afterall, I just checked at the isp domain is cave.pk

scary!
 
"Benazir Bhutto: Bin Laden was Murdered"

hmmm... I thought she'd go to heaven.
 
Chuck you are going to love this; Homosexual activist Jim Corcoran, posts Swastica on his Blog (see: http://steannes.blogspot.com/2009/05/to-pray-to-wish-to-do.html )
and goes on attack against Catholic Church (files human right complaint).
See;
http://generalbrock.wordpress.com/2009/07/10/homosexual-man-files-human-rights-complaint-against-peterborough-bishop-and-parishioners/#comment-84

Quote from Jim Corcoran’s Blog,

“At some point in our history, the ideas espoused by Adolf Hitler must have seemed to make sense to some segment of the population. A man doesn’t rise to control an entire continent from a position of power in a vacuum.”

Wise words indeed, especially in view of the following,

http://www.abidingtruth.com/pfrc/books/pinkswastika/html/the_pinkswastika_4th_edition_-_final.htm

THE PINK SWASTIKA

THE HOMOSEXUAL ROOTS
OF THE NAZI PARTY

.....But Roehm was accustomed to being different. A homosexual with a taste for boys, Roehm was part of a growing subculture in Germany which fancied itself a superior form of German manhood. A large, heavy man, Roehm had been a professional soldier since 1906, and, after the war, had temporarily lent his talents to a socialist terror organization called the Iron Fist. On this night Roehm was on his way to meet some associates who had formed a much more powerful socialist organization.
At the door of the Bratwurstgloeckl, a tavern frequented by homosexual roughnecks and bully-boys, Roehm turned in and joined the handful of sexual deviants and occultists who were celebrating the success of a new campaign of terror. Their organization, once known as the German Worker’s Party, was now called the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, The National Socialist German Worker’s Party — the Nazis.

Yes, the Nazis met in a “gay” bar.

It was no coincidence that homosexuals were among those who founded the Nazi Party. In fact, the party grew out of a number of groups in Germany which were centers of homosexual activity and activism. Many of the characteristic rituals, symbols, activities and philosophies we associate with Nazism came from these organizations or from contemporary homosexuals. The extended-arm “Sieg Heil” salute, for example, was a ritual of the Wandervoegel (“Wandering Birds” or “Rovers”), a male youth society which became the German equivalent of the Boy Scouts. The Wandervoegel was started in the late 1800s by a group of homosexual teenagers. Its first adult leader, Karl Fischer, called himself “der Fuehrer” (“the Leader”) (Koch:25f). Hans Blueher, a homosexual Nazi philosopher and important early member of the Wandervoegel, incited a sensation in 1912 with publication of The German Wandervoegel Movement as an Erotic Phenomenon, which told how the movement had become one in which young boys could be introduced into the homosexual lifestyle (Rector:39f). The Wandervoegel and other youth organizations were later merged into the Hitler Youth (which itself became known among the populace as the “Homo Youth” because of rampant homosexuality....
 
Your boss Harper made an ass of himself today (again!).

will he ever learn? (Not likely.)
 
It was Iggy's fault for not really saying that!
 
And now we have Bin Laden, aka Anonymous, claiming homosexuality is responsible for nazism or vice-versa and a diet of bratwurst and beer somehow fits into the mix.

Your guest blogger Bin Laden has some strange obsessions.
 
OMG Anonymous AKA Ti-Guy AKA Osama bin Laden is full of interesting tidbits today! What is he going to tell us next? That Josef Stalin wore jingle skirts and fruit-laden hats? Cha-cha-cha!
 
Is Chucker Canuck writing Iggy's G8 speeches?
 
OMG Anonymous AKA Ti-Guy AKA Osama bin Laden is full of interesting tidbits today!

Don't look at me. This entire post is too dull to interest me. Now if Chucker had written about how Miss Soudas has locked herself in her office and is sobbing inconsolably despite Miss Teynecke's valiant efforts to cheer her up, I'd be slightly amused.
 
"Chuck you are going to love this"

Now, what would make you think I would love that?

I haven't the slightest obsession over homosexuals. My guess is those obsessed with homosexuals are... well, what's that Kevin Spacey movie again... the one with the queer-hating neighbour?

Were there evil homosexuals? Absolutely!

Were there amazing homosexuals who did more for humanity than a sexually repressed angryman could ever imagine?

Just hum Shubert's "Ave Maria" for that answer.

Or, do give you a hipper response: Adam Lambert rocks like few could.

Or, maybe a Canadian example, I love Timothy Findlay.

We'd all like to find ways to explain away Nazis. But what I find funny is when someone tries to explain away lunatic evil that wanted to deal with "the jewish problem" by saying, at root, it was "a homosexual problem."
 
Fuck !!!
 
Anonymous,
Where do you buy you whacky weed from?
Dude, you all fucked up !
 
Anonymous,
Expanding on that last comment of mine:
Seriously,dude, you one fucked up mothafucker.
You should sue you Momma for what she did to you as a baby ... dropping you on your head like that. Only a momma could fuck up a boy like you fucked up.And the she turned you around and dropped you the other way. That's where you get the idea you have post secondary education. The "post" is up your ass from where you momma dropped you a second time. Course wit you bein such a tight ass, the post is just a splinter, but you should still think about having it removed. Did I say "think". Scratch that. It beyond you.Go soak both your head and your ass in Newfie Screech. That stuff will cure even you !
 
bin laden. just as dead as michael jackson.
 
Hey Chucker,
Don't pay any attention to the myth that masturbation will cause you to go blind.
'taint true.
Just don't let the nuns catch you at it. Those bitches add a whole new meaning to the term "whackin' off".
 
Hey Chucker,
Even in my old age every time I see a nun I put my hands in my pockets to protect both my knuckles and my dink.
 
Doesn't anyone learn about fascism in high school anymore?

A good reference

I give, and I give, and I give...
 
Ti Guy,
Nah, now they learn about that in porn school!
 
We did a whole month on fascism in grade 9 history. The thing to remember about it is that elements of fascism are always present in society and they can coalesce in ways its supporters won't even recognise until much later.
 
To pick up on what Chuckercanuck said earlier and the previous poster commented on, the noteworthy thing about fascism is that it is a masss counterrevolutionary movement in counterbalance against or seeking to ward off a mass revolutionary threat. We have neither, not do w have crisis conditions that would favour its rise, all we have are a few sad sacks marching about, a pretty pathetic bunch. And as Chucker indicated, there is an element of mass insanity if one considers that such policies have mass support.

Now we often get bloggers who call Harper a Nazi, compare him to Hitler, etc. This is nonsense, but more than that, insults not only the Canadian government but also the Canadian people by suggesting they are insane, making lampshades out of human skin, etc.

On another note over at the Small Dead Animals site, Chucker, they have lost it and are indulging in good old Catholic-bashing, using the manufactured funeral mass communion controversy as an excuse to vent anti-papism in a manner not seen since the days of the Riel trial. One fellow suggested Catholics were unfit to hold political office, and they justified their mockery by deciding to mock Islam for good measure.
They don't seem to have distinguished between defending someone's right to be offensive towards another's belief, which we of course defend even if we don't like what they are saying, with a policy of being provocatively and deliberately offensive towards a community, ethnic or religious, for no valid purpose, simply because it provides amusement.
 
Now we often get bloggers who call Harper a Nazi, compare him to Hitler, etc. This is nonsense, but more than that, insults not only the Canadian government but also the Canadian people by suggesting they are insane,

A lot of Harper supporters are> insane. At least irrational from the looks of it. Not a small number of them believe things that are patently untrue or at best, cannot be supported by credible evidence.

Small Dead Animals ("Canada's most popular Conservative blog") is a case in point.
 
"We did a whole month on fascism in grade 9 history."

Yes, well, for those of us who didn't do grade 9 at an off-the-grid survival school, we did not do a whole month on facism.
 
It would appear the Premier of Saskatchewan doesn't agree with this assessment of Small Dead Animals and I would agree with him on this score.

I agree there is a lunatic fringe occasionally commenting on Blogging Tory sites, some are genuinely disturbed people, other times political adversaries amusing themselves with mischief, but you can't easily control everyone who wanders in, often by mistake, and claims kinship with your beliefs.
 
Yes, well, for those of us who didn't do grade 9 at an off-the-grid survival school, we did not do a whole month on facism.

Yeah, right. One of the largest high schools in Ontario is an "off-the-grid survival school."

It was in the context of learning about WW2. It's not exactly a fringe topic.
 
I agree there is a lunatic fringe occasionally commenting on Blogging Tory sites..

Occasionally? That's all I ever see.

Mostly, though it's the general unwillingness of Conservatives to challenge each other's irrational beliefs that I find remarkable. Sure, people will often be less critical of opinion from like-minded co-partisans, but it's the bizarre truth claims that go unexamined that is startling.

And it's not even fun or amusing. It's like listening to a bunch morose teenagers or cranky drunks in a dingy bar.
 
"It's like listening to a bunch morose teenagers or cranky drunks in a dingy bar."

I don't remember,
 
Ti-Guy,

there is a fair bit of debate at this site, discussions with Liberals, Bloc supporters and even the politically anonymous which defy description, and as for whether this may be considered fun or amusing, your presence here suggests you probably deem it to be, or that everywhere else is much more boring.
 
Yes, this blog is an exception. That's why I come here and troll from time to time.
 
Ah that's nuttin'

In Ontario we got a Norman Bates kitten eater (TM)
 
Seems to me that all the fun is going out of this site.
Too much serious shit going on.
Not that that's bad, but the balance is teetering the wrong way.
 
Ti-Guy,
I think that this post about THE HOMOSEXUAL ROOTS OF THE NAZI PARTY
was made by disgrunted transsexual who never qualified for SCS (Ses Change Surgery).

Just read what they say about homosesual doctor James Cantor working for Clinical Sexology Services at CAMH in Toronto.
See:
http://www.tsroadmap.com/info/james-cantor.html
 
Too much serious shit going on.

$5 Billion for new Light Armored Vehicles that will not be ready until 2012.

This doesn't make any sense if we are to withdraw our combat forces from Afghanistan by 2011?

No, it doesn't, so what kind of event(s) do they have planned in order to convince war-weary Canadians to keep military forces in Afghanistan after 2011?

http://www.ceasefire.ca/
 
Jacobin, like the man said, "...if you have an army, you have to support it."

Unlike the previous Libs who saw fit to weaken our Armed Forces to the point of decay. I am happy to see my tax money go in this direction...
 
prairie dog

I'm all for providing adequate military hardware to protect our troops in combat, however these new vehicles are not expected to enter service before 2012, with the entire fleet operational by 2015.

This falls after Canada’s intended withdrawal from combat operations in Afghanistan in 2011.

In other words, the purchase will be seen by Canadians that our current government intends to extend our mission well beyond 2011.

And according to a Canadian Press-Harris Decima survey, almost 90% of Canadians want our troops out of Afghanistan by the 2011 target, if not before.
 
Unlike the previous Libs who saw fit to weaken our Armed Forces to the point of decay.

Give the Libs some credit. They easily entered a pointless war to beef up the Armed Forces and Harper has been obliging as well.

If you like the Government using your taxes to go looking for reasons to spend money on stuff the ultimate goal of which is to be destroyed, be my guest. But it'd probably be just as easy if you were to set your money on fire.
 
Sure, lets give Afghanistan back to al-Qaeda.
Hiding in the mountains and living in caves is getting annoying, even for me.

Osama Bin Laden
 
Yeh, sleeping on dirt is really grating me and i long for my palace and goat skin comforter.
 
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