ChuckerCanuck 2.0

I think the very best thing about being Canadian, is that I am not forced to be an American.

I mean, imagine what kind of abortion you would have in a melting pot into which you threw my sort of qualities, with the manure from Springer's Lethbridge.

You would get Rush Limbaugh, and wannabees like David Frum.

The Canadian Federation of Independant Business, would morph into the American Enterprise Institute.

And the University of Alberta, would become the Centre for Creationist Studies in Red Deer.
 

i always assumed it was a rye and coke...

and ketchup chips (OLD DUTCH!) should be much higher on the list.
 

and joey green would become rosie o'donnell.
 

"I think the very best thing about being Canadian, is that I am not forced to be an American"

I find people who push themselves up by pushing other people down are pathetic.

Defining yourself by what you are not is also pathetic - a sure sign that you are nothing of significance.
 

Chucker.

I think I just saw the greatest movie you will ever like.

Ever.

Period.

"The Mist".

If you don't love it, I'll mail you a ten dollar bill to pay for the rental and your time.

Seriously.
 

PS Happy Canada Day.
 

Right then , back on topic ...

More great things
about being Canadian :

(as posted previously)

- Free Moose , if you can catch 'em

- Free pussy , if you can snatch 'em

Also ,

- Rubber boots , and Kenora dinner (stoner) jackets

- BC Bud
 

Our women wear heels and stockings,
even in February.
Oh and boots count... *Double*
'Specially thigh-highs.
 

Canada , land of the morning
beer buzz .

Or , in the case of New Brunswick ,
bee buzz .

Come home soon , ya wee beasties ...
 

Yeah, apparently the're only 10,000 bees in NB, and every spring we ship 12,000 from Ontario to help them pollinate the whole fuckin' province. On a return trip, a bee truck overturned...

I thought that's why Newfies spread out through the land... to pollinate everything in sight, that's tied down...
 

Poor Mutton Chops, just cannot stand an honest opinion about our wonderful country.

It comes with a lack of education, which together with a lack of medical care, seems to define Poor Mutton Chop's world view.

Understanding what you are, and understanding what you are not, is the journey that we all make sooner or later toward understanding our identity as individuals and as a people.

What other country on Earth celebrates the cold blooded murder of two human beings by a fanatic in the NRA where a Grand Jury, no less, finds "no fault" with pre-meditated murder? Only in America!

I celebrate the fact that in Canada, such killers are apprehended by the RCMP, who "always get their man" and bring them to the bar of justice.

For Mutton Chops, his logic leads to the position that one must condone killers. I do not. Not even legalized, sanitized, NRA certified killers.

"Peace, Order, and Good Government". Its what defines us as a people, and usually as individuals as well.

God Keep Our Land, Glorious and Free!
 

joey my boy, seeing how I can't make heads or tails of whatever it is you're trying to say, are you musing about Morgentaler receiving the Order of Canada?...in 100 words or less, thanks buddy.
 

One great thing about being Canadian: Everybody agrees Joe Green is a twit!
 

Hey Springer,
Do you think Joe Green will ever eat another potato when he finds out (NOW) that potato fields are fertilized with horse and cow shit?
 

Glorious and Liberal-free .... that would be Northern Paradise ...!!!
 

Anonymous said...

"joey my boy, seeing how I can't make heads or tails of whatever it is you're trying to say, are you musing about Morgentaler receiving the Order of Canada?...in 100 words or less, thanks buddy."

You cannot separate the chaff from the wheat, which is a common "neocon" problem. Something like E.D. but more celebral.

As for Morgentaler, I was not on his side of that issue, never the less he is a hero to about half of all Canadians who were passionately on the side of abortion rights in a secular state that separates "Church and State" as genuine Christians believe.

As for persons who should be elevated to the Order of Canada, I can think of many better candidates, perhaps none more fitting that Phil Fontaine, the Grand Chief of Canada's First Nations, who has led his people in the finest traditions of Tecumseh dating back nearly 200 years.

As for Springer and Ole Squid, they may have finally reached their natural level of economic significance, that of being natural producers of potato fertilizer.

Like most "neocons" that do not belong is this fair land, they lack the education and the determination to actually evolve their modest business capability of creating darkness and feeding people manure.

As for our American friends (and genuine Americans DO have Canadian Friends) I would wish them a Happy Fourth of July to ponder what lies ahead, and to pray that somehow against impossible odds, that the American system throws up another Ike Eisenhower to lead the Allies to success in Afghanistan, which last month saw more casualties then what was taken in Iraq.

We pray for someone like Wes Clark, who at least had a cool temperment and an ability to work with the Allies within NATO. Someone who at least understands that not all of America's Allies want to become Americans.

Good Fences make Good Neighbours.
 

old squid said...
"One great thing about being Canadian: Everybody agrees Joe Green is a twit!"

Gottcha! No answer whatsoever to the legalized murders that took place in the land of Emperor George Bush II.

That is what all "neocons" do, when they have shit themselves and soiled their clothes with no excuse whatsoever, they say something stupid as if it were profound.

Squid, you and your Amerikan buddy in Lethbridge need to go back to kindergarten, and start at the beginning. Either that, or do the world a favour and take some rope and tie it around your neck and see how far it will stretch under the branch of a cotton wood tree.

Bye Bye Ms. Amerikan Pie!
 

I say, old bean, did you see Joe Green,
Jerking off down by the pool?
When he got caught, he backfired for naught
Now Joe Green's missing his tool!
 

Chucker,

You swallow an old English grammar primer? Punched in the mouth by a Brit" Your wife a Brit?

Reads as if a Pommie Toff somehow wrote this, amusing as it is.

What do I know?

I haven't got a queue. :)

...............

And sweet, kind Henry Morgentau getting the Order of Canada.

Are we f*cked or what?
 

Whoops!
sh'd read Dr. Henry Morgenthal.
 

I have no problem with Dr.Morgentaler receiving the Order of Canada.

He led the fight to allow women the choice of what they wish to do with their bodies.
He also fought to provide facilities here in Canada, for women who chose to have an abortion, women who were previously forced to travel or cross borders.

I can't imagine a more fundamental right or freedom.

Midnight Tory
 

Killing the unborn is a fundamental right/freedom?...what the hell do I know anymore.
 

Yeah...DMG..what a hero. I guess nominees for the next O of C could be a heroin dealer or a pimp, eh?
Freedom of choice???....I'd prefer responsible choice, and not the sucking of a tiny human through a hose.
 

I put the rights of my mate, before kids, before family, before anything.

But that's just me.
 

JG so typifies in spades your ideological Canadian lefty: "The best thing about being Canadian is that I are not American."

I cannot imagine anything more possibly limp dick pathetic than that.

That is precisely the sort of whussy mentality that pervades Canada, and keeps this country from ever getting around to finally growing up.
 

all engines have a neutral, ivan.
 

I can't order fish & chips anywhere other than here in Canada, because I need to drown them in white vinegar.

I also miss Harvey's hamburgers when I travel, but I'm not sure why.
 

imagine what kind of abortion you would have in a melting pot into which you threw my sort of qualities

Interesting that you consider them to be qualities....
 

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Ain't nuthun' more fun

than a wiccan kittan .