Thursday, February 07, 2008

Parole Day for Prisoner 24601

June 7th, 2021.
Prisoner 24601 enters the the small conference room in the west wing of a maximum security prison in Kingston, Ontario. He sits in the empty chair opposite three sobre-looking chaps each with thick folders before them.

Probation Officer 1: 24601, you have served 11 of your 15 year sentence for the intergeneration crime of climate change denial. As such, we are required to assess your eligibility for parole. We have conducted a pre-assessment review of your file and are happy to report that you have been a model prisoner and fully deserving of parole should you pass the final test. How does that sound?

24601: Excellent, indeed.

Probation Officer 2: What we must establish today, 24601, is that you show remorse for your crimes. We know you have done well in your rehabilitation programs, but we must hear from you directly whether or not you regret your crimes and understand how destructive they are to civilization.

24601: Absolutely. I am ashamed that I did not embrace the challenge of climate change from the get-go. I am ashamed to have thought of Al Gore as anything less than the greatest person in history.

Probation Officer 3: So, you accept anthropogenic global warming?

24601: Without reservation. I know that last year was simultaneously the 3rd, 11th and 22nd warmest year on record. I know that low-activity hurricane seasons prove global warming as much as high-activity seasons. I know the sun plays no role in global climate. I reject any reference to places where ice is accumulating and consider relevant only those areas where it is melting. Climate change denial is the basest crime a human can commit. A vulgarity of historic proportions.

(The officers nod in agreement.)

Probation Officer 1: Excellent. 24601, we have agreed to offer you parole. Welcome to your new life in freedom. Now, due to energy conservation efforts, you have not had a chance to see how our climate fighting strategies have changed the way we live. So, I want to prepare you for some of those changes. First off, we have eliminated names. In order to reduce data storage requirements and the length of forms, we have collapsed identities into social insurance numbers. When freed, you are to be known as 001 999 555.

24601: Hm. My prisoner number is actually more environmentally friendly.

Probation Officer 2: True enough, 24601, but we have to be practical. Now, in the freed world, you will be assigned living space in dormitory #3 of living quarters 17, outside Pembroke. Your wife lives in dormitory #6 of the same living quarters, so you will be with family.

24601: Are you saying I live in a dormitory?

Probation Officer 3: Yes. With 49 other courageous fighters of climate change. In order to save the planet, we had to reduce our living footprints. Mass dormitories was the only option.

24601: But in prison, I had my own cell.

Probation Officer 1: A luxury that only the most dangerous offenders in our society can be afforded. Now, you will be assigned to work in the windmill rehabilitation plant, in their spare parts warehouse.

24601: But in prison, I had a choice of jobs - laundry, kitchen, mechanic shop, etc.

Probation Officer 2: Another luxury that only the condemned may enjoy, lest we kill Mother Earth. Now, in freedom, you will be assigned a book to read each month. Enlightening works from the great authors of english literature, Suzuki, Gore, Chomsky, Dion, Turner.

Probation Officer 3: Of course, these are not actually paper books. They are digital downloads that you can access from your dormitory bed. Every month, you will participate in a book club to discuss with fellow citizens how these transformative works of art improved you.

24601: In prison, we have a library and a choice of books.

Probation Officer 1: Libraries kill the planet with unnecessary carbon footprint. Again, its a luxury only prisoners can enjoy.

24601: You know what? Fuck it. Global warming is bullshit. I'm serving my full sentence and enjoying the little bit of freedom I have left in here.

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Comments:
Truly a masterpiece!!!

You are the best!!! I am humbled in your presence!

...so would be, I suspect, Orwell.
 
Sadly, ain't it the truth...
 
Well done, Chucker!

Unfortunately, it is too easy to see such a scenario happening in2021 in satirical Canada.
Enjoy your literary freedom while you have it. Remember. In Canada, there is always a Kinsilly looking over your shoulder.

ET says:

Actually, the HRC and the CBC are two sides of a coin - control of the minds of Canadians. The HRC oversees what you may not think, feel and say; the CBC provides you with what you may think, feel and say.

Bill Murphy says:

Address human rights commissions, then CBC.
 
Ha ! Laughed my fuckin' head off when you snuck in Dion with the greatest authours in English history...

But seriously, now, it's that a WEE bit of a stretch...?
 
Should read :

"...ISN'T that a wee bit ..."

Blaaast , what a cock-up ...
 
That settles it ...

At 'MY' next party, we're gonna play a Suzuki speech backwards , and Dion at fast-forward !

They might even start to make sense...
 
Gol, great link...

The HRC's are in the process of hanging themselves, and the cbc (disgraceful as ever)needs to be given a bit more rope, too...

MP Keith Martin isn't backing down with his bill, either...

I suspect he'll be tossed from the liberal party, sit as an independent, and eventually come back home to the Dark Side...

Hey! Or maybe a good old-fashioned floor-crossing...we haven't had one for some time...

Great link too, Springer, as always...
 
Wow
 
Gol, you moron, you should at least quote Archbishop Williams properly.

Here is what he actually said.


Rowan Williams told BBC Radio 4's World At One that the UK has to "face up to the fact" that some of its citizens do not relate to the British legal system.

He says that Muslims could choose to have marital disputes or financial matters dealt with in a Sharia court. He added Muslims should not have to choose between "the stark alternatives of cultural loyalty or state loyalty".

Dr Williams said there was a place for finding a "constructive accommodation" in areas such as marriage - allowing Muslim women to avoid Western divorce proceedings.

Other religions enjoyed such tolerance of their own laws, he pointed out, but stressed that it could never be allowed to take precedence over an individual's rights as a citizen.

He said it would also require a change in perception of what Sharia involved beyond the "inhumanity" of extreme punishments and attitudes to women seen in some Islamic states.

Dr Williams said: "It seems unavoidable and, as a matter of fact, certain conditions of Sharia are already recognised in our society and under our law, so it is not as if we are bringing in an alien and rival system.

If you had any brains Gol, (and asking a "neocon" to actually think, is akin to asking a neandathal to "think") you would understand that Christians (such as Catholics) already operate under a "religious law" called the "canon law".

Extending "sharia law" in similar areas of the existing British Legal System in "civil law" is rather akin to recognizing what is already in place for the Christian Catholic "canon law" which governs divorce and marriage for believing Catholics, for example.

Only a "neocon" like Gol and Springer go about looking for places where they can poke someone in the eye and then moan and groan when they do not get away with it.

Well you racists little shits, we are waiting for you, come on and attack Eddie Stelmach as a "Ukie", or Stephane Dion as a "Frenchie".

What a lot of shit!

It will be sooooo good when John McCain wins the Republican nomination in the US, and finally cleans out 40 years worth of "neocon" manure that has been accumilating in that barn all these years, as it stinks to high heaven! And its even better that he is going to lead the American Conservative movement back to its roots with Ike Eisenhower and Wm Buckley, who alas, is a "social conservative" and not an atheistic "monetarist whore" from the Milton Friedman School of Economics.

Its Morning in America!
 
Stupid Liberal Fascist.
 
McCain wins the nomination and then he wins the presidency.

Why?

Because corrupt Liberals like Billary have been caught out too many times with their lies and corporate ties. Meanwhile, slumlord servents, like the neocon Barak Obama will sing his beautiful hymns of healing until we wake up in the summer with a headache that no amount of excedrin can cure -

that's right, Obama is a sugar rush and we know what happens after a sugar rush.

That's why liberal facists like Joe Green love Obama so much. They are masochists who like the pain, like the suffering, and couldn't give a rats ass how many people have to go for that ride along with them.

And, Liberal Facists, like Joe Green, who think Arabs are too tribal and backward to live in democracy are going to spin in their graves when President McCain assures victory in Iraq.

Its morning in America. Its morning in Iraq. Its morning in Berlin. Its morning in Toronto. Its morning in Manila. Its morning in Cape Town.

Thank you, President McCain. Thank you, President W Bush.
 
Great stuff. So would this be green collar crime?
 
joey green's ukulele sang...

Riding on the city of Neocons

Milton Friedman Central Monday morning rail

Fifteen neo's and fifteen con's

All along the neocon odyssey

The trains pull out of Lethbridge

Rolls along past houses, farms and fields

passin' neocons that have no names

Freight yards full of old joey greens

And the graveyards of the rusted monetarist whores

G'morning America how are you?

Don't you know me I'm joey green

I'm the train they call the City of Neocons

I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done (when joey, when??)
 
Really good post, Chucker. Nobody can come close to you in terms of imagination.

I'm not sure if anyone mentioned this article, but it has some similar thoughts, (although not nearly as entertaining):

We should also not be surprised at the intolerance that permeates Suzuki's "lock 'em up" rhetoric. After all, despite the multicultural mantra that we "celebrate our differences," there's a disturbingly illiberal tendency these days (as shown in the recent "human-rights" prosecutions of Ezra Levant and Mark Steyn, for example) to censor those with whom one doesn't agree. It's only a very small step to try to throw such disagreeable persons into prison, too.
 
Thinking about this...

There once was a time when, if one did not believe in Christianity, one was deemed a "heretic"...and was summarily tossed into prison (generally to be followed by execution, often burned at the stake).

They called those times "The Inquisition".

Frankly, when a highly esteemed "scientist" starts ranting in essentially the same terms, in the 21st century no less, we have a pretty solid indication of just how entirely off the scale of basically fundamentalist extremism this global warming and Kyoto shit has stretched to.

It obviously does not even any longer occur to this guy that there are at least as many scientists in this world who pretty much think those touting this global warming shtick have their heads up their asses...and not just a little bit.

I often have said here that this crap has all the makings of religious zealotry, from marginalizing opponents as heretics to actual persecution...not to mention freaks on street corners screaming about a literal judgment day upon civilization.

I was obviously was not overstating the situation.

This kind of utter shit should make any sensible and rational person absolutely shudder with contempt.

It's gone way beyond the pale.
 
Springer lied thus...

"It obviously does not even any longer occur to this guy that there are at least as many scientists in this world who pretty much think those touting this global warming shtick have their heads up their asses...and not just a little bit."

This is false. The only "scientists" who are saying things against the consensus reached on global warming, is coming from the same gang that were hired to defend Big Tobacco who tried for a long time to deflect the scientific evidence about cancer causing smoking, including "second hand smoke".

Now this same bunch of "scientists" are trying to create a false impression that there is no scientific consensus on global warming.

This is the same bunch of bandits that are funded by felons like Casper Weinburger, and soon to be convicted Dick Cheney.

However, as you can all see, John McCain has slayed the dragon, indeed he has slayed the Great Satan.

With Romney, goes the entire bunch of "monetarist" "conservatives" better known by as true "fascists".

Now all that McCain needs is to get Huckleberry to run as his running mate, and he will max out the "conservative" vote, and then go on to lose the election to Obama.

John McCain is a gentleman and a real conservative but he is too old for this rigourous job, being the oldest candidate for President in the history of the country.
 
Joe Green,

This is so rich you must be an asset.
 
"So rather than go to the polls on Afghanistan, it is the easier course for the Liberals to defeat the government on the budget. That's what happens when one man is playing chess, and the other one is shuffling around his checkers"

Here.
 
"Hundreds of GTA Muslim men in polygamous marriages -- some with a harem of wives -- are receiving welfare and social benefits for each of their spouses, thanks to the city and province, Muslim leaders say. "

Is that what they call "Undue Hardship Allowance"?
 
A similar observation...
 
Canada's infamous unbiased media.


"Supporters of Krista Erickson have meanwhile set up a Facebook site. Among her well over 100 "friends":

* Nancy Baroni, parliamentary assistant to Liberal MP Maria Minna
* Ryan Cotter, parliamentary assistant to Liberal MP Carolyn Bennett
* Richard Zussman, special assistant to Liberal MP Maurizio Bevilacqua
* Stephen Dame, legislative assistant to Liberal MP Alan Tonks
* Bryn Hendricks, assistant to Liberal MP Hedy Fry

And

* Al Payne, assistant to Liberal MP Sukh Dhaliwal, the same Sukh Dhaliwal who sits on the Commons ethics committee.


Journalism in Canada is an ethics- free profession.
 
gol said...
"So rather than go to the polls on Afghanistan, it is the easier course for the Liberals to defeat the government on the budget. That's what happens when one man is playing chess, and the other one is shuffling around his checkers"

Boy are you jerks in for a surprise!

Harper is going to fail in delivering his own misguided promise of holding an election in 2009 by his inability to work with the opposition for the good of Canada and Canadians. This set of manipulations has been described as "childish" in terms of giving the Senate "deadlines" etc, etc.

Harper is going to crash and burn because "he was too clever by a half" and defeated himself.

Dion has demonstrated to Canadians that he is on top of things in Afghanistan, and that he understands, unlike Harper, that you do not play games with Canada's military alliances.

My guess is that Harper will go down for the count. I give the Tories no more than 45 seats.

Bring it on! 2008 is the year that North America cleans out the manure from the barn left by decades of "neocon crap" that has just sat there and could only stink.
 
Karen England, chief of CRI, told WND that the law is not a list of banned words, including "mom" and "dad." But she said the requirement is that the law bans discriminatory bias and the effect will be to ban such terminology.

"Having 'mom' and 'dad' promotes a discriminatory bias. You have to either get rid of 'mom' and 'dad' or include everything when talking about [parental issues]," she said. "They [promoters of sexual alternative lifestyles] do consider that discriminatory."

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=55808
 
Dion's demonstrated shit Joe Green, unless you count falling on your face, sticking your foot in the mud, eating the shit of your other party members, and generally fucking up what should be relatively plain to even the most stupid of voters... sans the NDP, then yeah, he's demonstrated something alright.

He's demonstrated that no matter how scary Harper might look, Dion will trump him everytime with incompetence.

Man, if I wasn't such a good libertarian, I'd say dumb fucks like you JG are a real solid reason to allow mercy killing.
 
Joe Fell Off a Cow from Calgary just does not get it.

The time of the "neocons" is past, and so has the time for the Libertarians that worship in the Reformed Church of Objectivism where Ayn Rand is the High Priestess all tarted up as a Scarlet Whore.

The Liberals are going to wipe the Floor with Harpercons, and I might add that Ed Stelmach is going to finish waxing the floor with what is left of the Calgary Oil Barons.

Canada and Canadians, particularly Canadians living in Alberta are sick of the right wing shit emanating from the Houston Oil Barons that first gave the world convicted felons like Casper Weinburger, and then moved on to torturers like Dick Cheney.

Face it asshole, your time has passed, and you are headed to the scrap heap of history where you will find Karl Marx and Ayn Rand and other failed ideologs down throughout history.

Bye Bye Ms. Amerikan Pie!
 
Gol,

"Supporters of Krista Erickson have meanwhile set up a Facebook site. Among her well over 100 "friends":

Unfortunately, the MSM control the message, and very few people pay attention to blogs. This declared war by the PPG on the PMO (what should be an even bigger scandal than AdScam) will not be heard of by most folks, and will still see most reporting on the Hill as unbiased.

I don't know what can be done to get this message out for wider distribution outside of those who support PM Harper and the Tories.
 
You got it all wrong Splendor. Its the PM who has declared war upon a free press in Canada.

That is because Harper is a control freak, and that fact is all the proof most thinking people require when they examine the centralizing of power that marks Harper's administration, the very definition of fascism.

That the free press and the MSM should be alarmed, is an understatement. They SHOULD be completely animated in warning Canadians of the dangers that lurk in Ottawa with the Harpercons and their plans to devour and digest Canada.

You only need look South of the Border to see the incredible damage inflicted upon Americans by the "neocons" to understand precisely what Harper has planned for Canadians.
 
It's hard to do satire these days. Reality seems to outdo fiction these days.

Front page in NB this A.M. 27 year old woman gets 2 months house arrest and 14 months probation(must submit to pregnancy test if asked) for burning, dismembering and burying her newborn baby under her garage floor.

I'd mention something about how genders are treated somewhat differently in our legal system(we don't have a justice system), but I'm not sure pointing out the hierarchy in Canada is still allowed.

The Liberals really need to come up with some kind of colour system or something, so aboriginals, bilingue, women, ethnics and all the rest of their special classes are up to date on who deserves what. Preserve yellow for white, English males.
 
ON Duffy Live yesterday, he revealed polling which indicated the about 75% of Canadians, both men and women, think the legal system is too lenient.

Poll also showed that about the same percentage want a "three strikes" system here for violent repeat offenders.

People are fed up.

And they damn well should be.
 
"When I mused about a mutual aid society for bloggers, I immediately received several requests for help. Even though I haven't set up the structure for the Union of Bloggers yet, I've accepted two of them, and I have permission to write about one of them: It's Warren Kinsella's absurd threat against a blogger named Blazing Catfur.

What did Blazing Catfur do? He engaged in satire, which is the deadliest weapon against humourless censors. He demonstrated the foolishness of Kinsella's logic that:

Ezra Levant is taking on Kinsilly on behalf of bloggers everywhere. It's so nice to see slappers get slapped. Go Ezra!

Ezra Levant. Respect.
 
Commentor Zorpheous:

"Err, sorry Anon, that is not how it works under Ontario Defamation Tort Law, Defamation Tort Law in Ontario is based on old British common law where it is reverse onus. The defendant my prove that their statements were not defamatory

Yes, that is a viable defence,... in the USA under their laws, but this is Canada and that defence doesn't fly under Defamation Tort Law here in Ontario. Kinsella will most likely state his legal position that his character was defamed via secondary inference.

Excellent question, and one that Mr. Kinsella isn't required to answer in a legal case of Defamation, but BCF would be required to define it and explain why it is not defamatory. Again it is reverse onus here, Kinsella isn't required to prove anything. In defamation law the deck is stacked in favour of the plaintiff not the defendant.

Like I said BCF, the laws for defamation here in Canada, especial in BC and Ontario are stacked in Kinsella's favour.

Actually, BCF would have been safer calling Mr. K a "cunt" or an asshole, since that would only have been an insult, and insults are not considered Libel/Slander and /or Defamatory under TORT Law,... now calling a woman a "Whore" is actionable under TORT Law. Like I said, our Defamation Laws are draconian.

If there is one issue that Left and Right wing bloggers should be able to come together on is forcing our leaders to reform our laws in regards to Libel/Slander and Defamation. We seriously need Anti SLAPP laws on the books. This would stop these type of legal action.

Again, I suggest BCF take read of Ottawa Watcher and Section 15 and their experiences with Defamation Law, and BCF, please call my friends and get some real independent legal council on this matter. Either that, get Ezra to put in writing that he is going to cover your legal costs. Defending a Defamation Case can cost anywhere from $50000 to $70000 in legal bills and if you win your case you only recover a maximum of 50% of costs as determined via a court schedule (which ussually means about 25% too 40% of your costs)"


Good thing Canadians grow up watching American TV and believing they live in a real country.
 
Ezra slaps Kinsilly silly:

"I thanked Warren for his time, and recommended that he hire a real libel lawyer to help him out. Kinsella's Lionel Hutz-like ignorance about legal mobility, agents for service and libel notice wouldn't be caught by a non-lawyer blogger, who might believe Kinsella's PR about being a legal jedi. But I admit I was stunned -- maybe I, myself had actually bought the hype that Kinsella was a tough customer. I felt like I was dealing with an articling student of the calibre of Khurrum Awan, or Jason Cherniak. (What is it with all of these Liberal lawyers anyways?)"


Ouch. That has to huuuurrrt!
 
Chucker...

Little side note: My Kaspersky Internet Security this morning has begun warning me that your blog site is a "phishing" risk.

More than likely a false positive, but just in case.

Might want to take this up with someone, could affect your traffic.

FWIW.
 
I'm sorry but after watching how silly intimidated bloggers ad nauseam, this is just too good:

"It's been a week, and I haven't received any libel notice, or even a demand letter, from Kinsella or his lawyers about Blazing Catfur. Maybe it's still coming. Or maybe Kinsella's lawyer is slowly going over with him, uh -- how do you say it? -- the law. Just because someone hurts your feelings, doesn't mean you have a human rights case. And just because someone makes fun of you, doesn't mean you have a defamation case."

"That's Kinsella: all talk, no action. Lots of bullying when it comes to non-lawyers. Lots of self-congratulatory spin. But the first time a blogger -- the hilariously named Blazing Catfur -- lawyers up, Kinsella falls apart. I've never had a lawyer try harder to bump me from a case before its even began. I'd take that as a compliment, but I get the feeling Kinsella would try to bump any real lawyer off the case -- he's not used to a level playing field."



Cherniak? That's low. LOL.
 
Chucker,

Great stuff.

Tomm
 
Ha! I rather be heading for the scrap heap, then lining up like the good little Prol you are Joe Green.

Just a good little Commmie aren't you Joe Green... all wet between the legs as you wait in anticipation for your food stamps to arrive in the mail.

While the rest of us get down to work and figure out how the world can eat steak.

Keep up the faith catfood boy. I'm sure if you pray hard enough, Stalin will come back some day.
 
Ah yeah, jail is such a country club, I'm betting you haven't spent any time there, like Spielberg's depiction of how much fun it is to be poor in Titanic, dancing and partying the hours away..its pretty obvious when the privileged like to get poetic about those less fortunate than themselves.

Maybe thats why all the "libertarianHAHAHAHAHAfunniest joke ever" Cons want to lock up people for growing a single pot plant, they think they are sending their fellow Canadians (who are trying to smoke pot without supporting organized crime) to Disneyland! Orwell would be embarrassed alright...
 
Yes, your comment is embarassing...and confusing.
 
As confusing as "libertarians" who support seeing their fellow citizens given mandatory mininum jail sentences for growing one pot plant?

And nice to see you George, this blog could use more socialists providing feedback.
 
CTV online poll...

Should Canada maintain its combat mission past '09 if France comes through with more troops in Afghanistan?
Yes
1360 votes (57 %)
No
1016 votes (43 %)

Total Votes: 2376
 
Chucker,

I admit it.

I have disliked Dr. David Suzuki since the early 1980's when I first realized his environmental advocacy on The Nature of Things was propaganda and active manipulation of the views of the Canadian public.

Do I have to go to jail now?

Tomm
 
Should Canada maintain its combat mission past '09 if France comes through with more troops in Afghanistan?
Yes
2221 votes (57 %)
No
1681 votes (43 %)

Total Votes: 3902
 
You know your desperate for good news when you start quoting online polls.
 
It appears to me, that Ezra Lavant just did not learn from his past experiences with the libel and slander laws of Canada, and he persists in injuring the reputations of others who are critical of his extreme right wing views.

I think that punitive damages are in order by the Ontario Court for the very obvious reasons that Lavant just does not get it.

Perhaps a much heavier penalty will straighten out his head.
 
Springer just does not get it.

Canadians under the previous Liberal Government, acted upon our NATO obligations following the attacks of 911 and we sent armed troops over an international boundary under the authority of the United Nations, its Charter, and the NATO regional defence arrangements to take out and destroy the criminal government elements operated by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

The Manley Report, correctly, stated our actual requirements, and it properly regarded the principles of a defence treaty, namely its about collective security, common purpose, and shared responsibility, shared fighting, and shared costs for military actions against our common enemies, Al Quada and other islamo-terrorists.

American leadership of NATO, which has been usually well done since the time of Ike Eisenhower down through the Clinton years in Kosovo, have been severely damaged by Emperor George II and his entourage of right wing extremists in the White House. The Iraq War was a war for oil, completely unconnected from the true fight against those that were responsible for the 911 attacks.

The Manley Report is a valid view, and perhaps even too short sighted, since it seems to me that it takes decades for the fruits of "peacekeeping" (as opposed to the cowboy version of "peacemaking") to take effect (as it has in places like Cyprus where Canadian peacekeepers toiled for decades keeping the peace between Greek and Turkish Cypriots.)

Stephane Dion is absolutely correct in placing the emphasis upon all the other things that must be done to actually stabilize Afghanistan, and that is MOSTLY foreign aid, training and the like. Increasingly, Afghanistan MUST provide for its own security.

The "neocons" as we have seen in Iraq, are utterly clueless about what to do once they reach the gates of Baghdad. The stupidity of not making post war plans by the Americans have damaged antiquities in Iraq that are the patrimony of that nation that the Americans say they wish to preserve, but which they abandoned to looters and thieves when they disbanded the armed forces of Iraq following the invasion.

Its American stupidity in its Foreign Policy that has made the job of the Canadian Armed Forces even harder than it needed to be, and its primarily the explanation as to why so many European Countries are reluctant to follow the American lead, when its so obviously flawed in its policies.

The disaster and the tragedy of Iraq is now plainly obvious for all to see, and it would appear that John McCain, who is a decent sort of person but seems about to step into making Richard Nixon's mistakes in Viet Nam by trying to secure "peace with honour" in a long ago lost war.

Like the dying days of the Roman Empire, the barbarians are massing on the outskirts of Rome, even like Hugo Chavis is threatening a seige against the US with oil supplies.

Just ask yourself a simple question. Is the Western World safer today than in was in 2000 before Emperor George II was elevated to the throne by the US Supreme Court over the objections of a majority of American citizens???

I think the answer is obvious. Its "no".
 
Liberal fascist idiot.
 
Well... just remember, every dead Arab in Afghanistan, is one less trying to blow themselves up in North America.

Cruise baby, I mean Cruise missle:)
 
Calgary Cowboys are the most embarrassing thing that Albertans have to endure. Just look at the nonsense by Joe Fell Off A Cow in Calgary.

Everyone knows that Afghans are NOT Arabs. For the most part, they are Pashtoons, that are tribal groups closely related to Pakistan.

And just to make sure stupid "neocons" do not post any more similar stupidity, I am going to point out here that Iranians are NEITHER Arabs NOR Pashtoons.

However, Emperor George II, in a fit of madness rather like Nero fiddling while Rome burned, decided to bring "democracy" to Iraq by creating a Pan-Shite Federation from Iran through Iraq, Syria and onto Lebanon. This towering Amerikan genius has the idea that "democracy" works best with the Mullahs in Tehran in charge of everything.

No doubt Joe Calgary's next job will be to bring "democracy" to Venezula so that Hugo Presidente can be replaced by a "Genuine Amerikan Made Part".
 
==> So much fun!

"Calgary Cowboys are the most embarrassing thing that Albertans have to endure. Just look at the nonsense by Joe Fell Off A Cow in Calgary."


==> No. Long suffering cranks that affect the whiff of a British accent to suggest their royal affilition and look down at a cathedral of sugar maples in feigned favor for their prarie cottonwood are the most embarassing Albertans. Mostly cause they pull their socks up real high when they wear sandals.


"Everyone knows that Afghans are NOT Arabs. For the most part, they are Pashtoons, that are tribal groups closely related to Pakistan."

==> Exactly, Joe Green, everyone knows that. So, if you understand that fact why would you read JCs comments like he didn't know that. He knows that and his point makes perfect sense when you interpret it off that basis - the one, as you state, EVERYONE has (presumably, you included).

"And just to make sure stupid "neocons" do not post any more similar stupidity, I am going to point out here that Iranians are NEITHER Arabs NOR Pashtoons."

==> Really? Too bad. This world is a lot more complexer than I was thinking. At least we can still go after those Arabs in North Korea!
 
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