Friday, December 21, 2007
Open Letter to St. Nick
Dear Santa,
Chuckercanuck has been a good boy this year. He has seldom threatened his wife and only occasionally included his daughters in minor criminal hijinks. He has kept his condescension for his Liberal neighbours well under his breath and only cursed the transit union and public works union a half dozen times. He has done his bit for the economy, purchasing goodly amounts of whiskey, cheese and Alberta beef. In all, you will be forced to conclude that Chuckercanuck should get everything on his list - so here it is:
1. Please keep Jason Cherniak going. Sprinkle pixie dust on him or something to prevent him from quitting his blog - I realize Jason doesn't believe in you, but a chimney is a chimney, right?
2. My struggle to liberalize booze distribution and retail in Quebec has had some minor success in 2007 - what with Bushmills now available on SAQ shelves - but if you could pull some strings and get them to sell the good stuff, you know, Black Bush, I'd be most appreciative. Also, feel free to stuff my stocking with a starter bottle.
3. I'd love to see the CBC get cleaned and gutted. Actually, all I really want is that it take direction from taxpayers and not so much the Liberal party or Chinese government. That's alot to ask, I realize, so maybe it would be nice if they had a labour dispute forcing them to run the Beachcombers 24/7.
4. Manly-coloured Crox. I've resisted so long but I tried a pair and damn, they are comfy. I promise to never go out in public with them, but for cutting the grass or standing over the BBQ with a Boddington's in hand, they's perfect.
5. Harper majority in 2008. Of everything on my list, this probably requires the least effort on your part.
Chuckercanuck has been a good boy this year. He has seldom threatened his wife and only occasionally included his daughters in minor criminal hijinks. He has kept his condescension for his Liberal neighbours well under his breath and only cursed the transit union and public works union a half dozen times. He has done his bit for the economy, purchasing goodly amounts of whiskey, cheese and Alberta beef. In all, you will be forced to conclude that Chuckercanuck should get everything on his list - so here it is:
1. Please keep Jason Cherniak going. Sprinkle pixie dust on him or something to prevent him from quitting his blog - I realize Jason doesn't believe in you, but a chimney is a chimney, right?
2. My struggle to liberalize booze distribution and retail in Quebec has had some minor success in 2007 - what with Bushmills now available on SAQ shelves - but if you could pull some strings and get them to sell the good stuff, you know, Black Bush, I'd be most appreciative. Also, feel free to stuff my stocking with a starter bottle.
3. I'd love to see the CBC get cleaned and gutted. Actually, all I really want is that it take direction from taxpayers and not so much the Liberal party or Chinese government. That's alot to ask, I realize, so maybe it would be nice if they had a labour dispute forcing them to run the Beachcombers 24/7.
4. Manly-coloured Crox. I've resisted so long but I tried a pair and damn, they are comfy. I promise to never go out in public with them, but for cutting the grass or standing over the BBQ with a Boddington's in hand, they's perfect.
5. Harper majority in 2008. Of everything on my list, this probably requires the least effort on your part.
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Nice list Chucker - but I think he's used up all his pixie(or is it sprite?) dust on Dion.., but I too hope Cherny keeps on bloggin'
Skal to you & yours!
Skal to you & yours!
If you wanna read some thoroughly discouraging twaddle from the masses, check out the comments section following the Mop & Pail's article on interview with Harper.
I wanted to post something there to the effect of:
"Honest, candid, straight up, intelligent, tell it like it really is...
No wonder you sniveling, slobbering leftards in the GTA can't stand the guy."
But the forum is moderated, so I figured it wouldn't get posted anyway.
I wanted to post something there to the effect of:
"Honest, candid, straight up, intelligent, tell it like it really is...
No wonder you sniveling, slobbering leftards in the GTA can't stand the guy."
But the forum is moderated, so I figured it wouldn't get posted anyway.
# posted by 
: Friday, December 21, 2007 1:41:00 PM
: Friday, December 21, 2007 1:41:00 PM
Springer, the only reason you get posted here is because of Chucker's distinct lack of moderation.
" ... standing over the BBQ with a Boddington's in hand ..."
Where's the conservatism in that, eh? Chuck, you're out of control man!
" ... standing over the BBQ with a Boddington's in hand ..."
Where's the conservatism in that, eh? Chuck, you're out of control man!
Boddington's is totally conservative. Were I a Liberal, I would have written:
Standing over the BBQ with a Heineken/Stella Artois/Mike's Hard Lemonade in hand.
Standing over the BBQ with a Heineken/Stella Artois/Mike's Hard Lemonade in hand.
You're BBQ-ing in the winter? Oh, what a hardy Nation!
Hardy enough to acept a Xmas wish from old squid.
HO Ho Ho ! Go Fuck Thyself!
Hardy enough to acept a Xmas wish from old squid.
HO Ho Ho ! Go Fuck Thyself!
# posted by : Friday, December 21, 2007 4:23:00 PM
: Friday, December 21, 2007 4:23:00 PM
You'll not receive #5 until 2009. Sure the Opposition will huff and puff and say they want to make your wish come true, but they'll ultimately back down every single time.
Hey Chucker,
Do you think Cameron might cruise by to wish you a Merry Christmas?
Sometimes, weird as it may seem, I miss that contrary son of a gun!
Do you think Cameron might cruise by to wish you a Merry Christmas?
Sometimes, weird as it may seem, I miss that contrary son of a gun!
# posted by : Friday, December 21, 2007 5:28:00 PM
: Friday, December 21, 2007 5:28:00 PM
Oh, I miss Cameron too.
Since we moved offices, I don't pass by him every mornign. We used to cross paths through the beautiful campus of McGill - him headed West, me headed East. But now, with our new offices in Old Montreal, I don't see him.
Perhaps, if we wish hard enough, he'll come back to haunt this haunt.
Since we moved offices, I don't pass by him every mornign. We used to cross paths through the beautiful campus of McGill - him headed West, me headed East. But now, with our new offices in Old Montreal, I don't see him.
Perhaps, if we wish hard enough, he'll come back to haunt this haunt.
You'll not receive #5 until 2009. Sure the Opposition will huff and puff and say they want to make your wish come true, but they'll ultimately back down every single time.
Oh, that that were true. Latest polls show otherwise, but who knows?
Oh, that that were true. Latest polls show otherwise, but who knows?
A one time visit:
Greetings and salutations to you all at Christmas.
May you get a nice mix of what you wish for and what you deserve.
Greetings and salutations to you all at Christmas.
May you get a nice mix of what you wish for and what you deserve.
Merry Christmas Campbell, may Santa bring you a shiny new flamethrower as there is fuel aplenty over here.
# posted by : Friday, December 21, 2007 9:03:00 PM
: Friday, December 21, 2007 9:03:00 PM
Its a Christmas Miracle!
Squid,
Let no one ever say otherwise: you are the finest fruitcake in the world - getting more complex and boozier as the days pass.
Cameron has visited. Has wished us well.
If only he would come back regularly.
Springer will bring the fuel oil, Camrean has the ammonium nitrate - mix it together here at this site and we'll be back to 100+ comments per post.
We could get so much good talking done. We'll even forget Gilles Duceppe's little embarassments of 2007 for Cameron's sake.
Squid,
Let no one ever say otherwise: you are the finest fruitcake in the world - getting more complex and boozier as the days pass.
Cameron has visited. Has wished us well.
If only he would come back regularly.
Springer will bring the fuel oil, Camrean has the ammonium nitrate - mix it together here at this site and we'll be back to 100+ comments per post.
We could get so much good talking done. We'll even forget Gilles Duceppe's little embarassments of 2007 for Cameron's sake.
joanne,
the most recent poll does show that Liberals would be CRAZY not to bring the government down, pronto. Hmmmmmm... will they?
the most recent poll does show that Liberals would be CRAZY not to bring the government down, pronto. Hmmmmmm... will they?
I'd really love to see the Liberals just bring it all down because they saw a single poll that indicated they may have a chance. It would embody every single thing that is so thoroughly sick with the party: short-sighted, grasping at straws, no plan in place to actually make it work, no money to do it, and proving once again that they prefer to act based on what polls say than any sort of conviction or belief in doing the right thing. So yeah, let them go for it, and we'll see what the only poll that matters--the one that comes five weeks later--tells us.
Cameron gets his ass whupped every time he comes around. Can't blame him for finding a friendlier place to spout his nonsense.
# posted by : Saturday, December 22, 2007 9:33:00 AM
: Saturday, December 22, 2007 9:33:00 AM
My husband got me mags for Christmas. I was so touched when he announced this a few weeks back. He has also been so sweet and patient explaining what they are. Things for tires. You can bet I'm sticking around!
# posted by : Saturday, December 22, 2007 9:49:00 AM
: Saturday, December 22, 2007 9:49:00 AM
Leasa Janssen from Simcoe Ontario, Canada writes: Recently I have learned about Paul Martin's section 5 regarding the Gomery Inquiry by reading Steve Jenke's blog site. Section 5 was implemented to prevent the inquiry from looking at the actions of any politicians. The inquiry was not allowed to look at any records of any elected official. This is why no elected officials were arrested or probed. Jean & Paul both testified, but they did not have to provide any proof or documentation or undergo any searches.
There is still over $40 million missing and everyone is all hopped up over Mr. Mulroney? I think the $300K he took for private work after office and the$2 million he was paid for legal fees is paltry by comparison.
We need Adscam opened again without section 5. It's far from solved or over. The LPOC needs to pay the $40 million back to the tax payers of Canada!!!
There is still over $40 million missing and everyone is all hopped up over Mr. Mulroney? I think the $300K he took for private work after office and the$2 million he was paid for legal fees is paltry by comparison.
We need Adscam opened again without section 5. It's far from solved or over. The LPOC needs to pay the $40 million back to the tax payers of Canada!!!
# posted by : Saturday, December 22, 2007 10:04:00 AM
: Saturday, December 22, 2007 10:04:00 AM
Apparently the RCMP still are working on it...
# posted by : Saturday, December 22, 2007 10:45:00 AM
: Saturday, December 22, 2007 10:45:00 AM
Chucker, re: #2 :
Here in Ontario, our LCBO will let you special order a case of almost any booze available on the planet...
Perhaps the SAQ (Societe aux Alcoholiques du Quebec?)will let you do the same?
Failing that, borrow a pick-up truck and make a run for the Ontario border...
Good luck , and Merry Christmas !
Here in Ontario, our LCBO will let you special order a case of almost any booze available on the planet...
Perhaps the SAQ (Societe aux Alcoholiques du Quebec?)will let you do the same?
Failing that, borrow a pick-up truck and make a run for the Ontario border...
Good luck , and Merry Christmas !
# posted by : Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:44:00 AM
: Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:44:00 AM
A big fat Christmas smooch from the dark lonely corners of what constitutes SheenaVilleLandBurg these days.
Duty keeps me from commenting and blogging as much as I used to, but I have a special warm squishy place for the people in my blogohood.
Duty keeps me from commenting and blogging as much as I used to, but I have a special warm squishy place for the people in my blogohood.
Speaking of Cherniak, that's some mighty fine feigned outrage over the date of the 4 byelections in his recent post. Egads, the people will have to vote and not just use the date as an excuse to get tanked and act like dumbasses! Of course, those who vote NDP/Green...
AC/DC :
'I wan a Mistress , for Christmas...'
(From the album :
'The Razors Edge' - 1990).
Gentlemen , be careful what you wish for ...
The Mistress / sweet Bitch , has
let me off THE RACK , and has graciously allowed me 20 min. to myself ...
I plan on having two beers , and a sneaky double , Black Bush shot.
(To those thinking of playing along at home, the sub --- submissive / bottom is allowed to have a few drinks , but the Dom --- Dominant / Top , should really limit herself ( or himself) to one or two drinks MAX (since you are in control) .
Get High after the play , and laugh about it ...
Of course the beauty of this fantasy , is that you can alternate roles , every alternate weekend ...
Fantasy has saved more marriages/relationships,
than excessive alcohol has destroyed, perhaps ...
Chucker , hope you don't mind me adding some sex to such a brilliant political blog , but I think that politics without sex just wouldn't be the same ...
And ESPECIALLY , vice versa ...
Merry Christmas , everyone , and don't try this at home (unless you're serious) .
(P.S. --- it's not easy to stay on topic, but I've finally managed...)
Midnight Tory
'I wan a Mistress , for Christmas...'
(From the album :
'The Razors Edge' - 1990).
Gentlemen , be careful what you wish for ...
The Mistress / sweet Bitch , has
let me off THE RACK , and has graciously allowed me 20 min. to myself ...
I plan on having two beers , and a sneaky double , Black Bush shot.
(To those thinking of playing along at home, the sub --- submissive / bottom is allowed to have a few drinks , but the Dom --- Dominant / Top , should really limit herself ( or himself) to one or two drinks MAX (since you are in control) .
Get High after the play , and laugh about it ...
Of course the beauty of this fantasy , is that you can alternate roles , every alternate weekend ...
Fantasy has saved more marriages/relationships,
than excessive alcohol has destroyed, perhaps ...
Chucker , hope you don't mind me adding some sex to such a brilliant political blog , but I think that politics without sex just wouldn't be the same ...
And ESPECIALLY , vice versa ...
Merry Christmas , everyone , and don't try this at home (unless you're serious) .
(P.S. --- it's not easy to stay on topic, but I've finally managed...)
Midnight Tory
# posted by : Sunday, December 23, 2007 12:07:00 AM
: Sunday, December 23, 2007 12:07:00 AM
He forgot to mention that Claudia Varrin, has some of the best books that we've read on the topic.
Light bondage/vampirism.
Keep it light, keep it right.
(she made me type this for her -mt).
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Light bondage/vampirism.
Keep it light, keep it right.
(she made me type this for her -mt).
# posted by : Sunday, December 23, 2007 12:39:00 AM
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