Thursday, September 27, 2007
Note to Grits: Cobra Commander always loses... so stop acting like him!
Dear Liberals,
Now its getting painful. What you all need is a good spanking. Ooops. You folks think spanking is the root of all evil. So let me translate that into Liberal: you all need a time-out in the corner and then a small cut to your chore-free allowance.
So everyone in the Casa Liberal is spitting mad over some bizarre, moronic crack that a top Dionista made about not wanting to bring more francophones into Liberal HQ because that would mean he'd have to bring more chinese into HQ. Denis Corderre, apparently, is fuming --- and a whole bunch of you are calling for this chap - Jamie Caroll's head. Why? Who the hell knows. I've heard more intelligent exchanges on SpongeBob Squarepants than in this flickin' mess. Is Denis Corderre doing his best Mt. St-Helens over the crack about the chinese? the french? Or just that like all Liberals, this Caroll guy treats "diversity" as all Liberals treat all fundamental Liberal values, like a bad joke? Door number three, Monte!
Now, the mayor of a Montreal suburb has called a bunch of journalists to announce he's withdrawing his candidacy for the Liberals because Mr. Dion would never confirm it. Apparently, Mr. Dion is hoping and waiting for a slate of star candidates to go get sex changes in order to meet his female candidate quota. So take a hint Bob Rae, Gerard Kennedy and whoever else wants to run: fast-tracking your nomination papers takes a couple of snips and a month-long estrogen regime.
This mayor / ex-potential-star-candidate is telling the media that a "household name" Liberal urged him to go public with his actions. First off, not even the leader of the Liberal party is a "household name"; that criteria pretty much means he's talking about Ken Dryden or Ashley MacIsaak. Second - this household Liberal is dumber than a post. How does any one of these leadership wannabes expect to recover from the horrid reputation they will have built for themselves in taking Dion down?
So, Liberals, simmer down. Simmer right down. Simmer! Simmer down now!
For the rest of you, the thread should be used to place your bets on who the Household Liberal Mole is. I'll put my money on Justin Trudeau. Afterall, he can live with an imploded Liberal party for the next few years.
Now its getting painful. What you all need is a good spanking. Ooops. You folks think spanking is the root of all evil. So let me translate that into Liberal: you all need a time-out in the corner and then a small cut to your chore-free allowance.
So everyone in the Casa Liberal is spitting mad over some bizarre, moronic crack that a top Dionista made about not wanting to bring more francophones into Liberal HQ because that would mean he'd have to bring more chinese into HQ. Denis Corderre, apparently, is fuming --- and a whole bunch of you are calling for this chap - Jamie Caroll's head. Why? Who the hell knows. I've heard more intelligent exchanges on SpongeBob Squarepants than in this flickin' mess. Is Denis Corderre doing his best Mt. St-Helens over the crack about the chinese? the french? Or just that like all Liberals, this Caroll guy treats "diversity" as all Liberals treat all fundamental Liberal values, like a bad joke? Door number three, Monte!
Now, the mayor of a Montreal suburb has called a bunch of journalists to announce he's withdrawing his candidacy for the Liberals because Mr. Dion would never confirm it. Apparently, Mr. Dion is hoping and waiting for a slate of star candidates to go get sex changes in order to meet his female candidate quota. So take a hint Bob Rae, Gerard Kennedy and whoever else wants to run: fast-tracking your nomination papers takes a couple of snips and a month-long estrogen regime.
This mayor / ex-potential-star-candidate is telling the media that a "household name" Liberal urged him to go public with his actions. First off, not even the leader of the Liberal party is a "household name"; that criteria pretty much means he's talking about Ken Dryden or Ashley MacIsaak. Second - this household Liberal is dumber than a post. How does any one of these leadership wannabes expect to recover from the horrid reputation they will have built for themselves in taking Dion down?
So, Liberals, simmer down. Simmer right down. Simmer! Simmer down now!
For the rest of you, the thread should be used to place your bets on who the Household Liberal Mole is. I'll put my money on Justin Trudeau. Afterall, he can live with an imploded Liberal party for the next few years.
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Heh heh this is really good stuff cc, the Mole? where's Volpe hanging these days? delivering pizza or shit disturbing?
# posted by 
: Thursday, September 27, 2007 9:42:00 PM
: Thursday, September 27, 2007 9:42:00 PM
Okay, what the hell is going on?
Drama is fun to see (obviously!), but nobody likes to have to watch adults acting as if Mean Girls was a motivational primer for life.
I guess Frank Zappa was right - life really is exactly like high school, but with more money. Look no further than the Liberal Party of Canada.
Drama is fun to see (obviously!), but nobody likes to have to watch adults acting as if Mean Girls was a motivational primer for life.
I guess Frank Zappa was right - life really is exactly like high school, but with more money. Look no further than the Liberal Party of Canada.
You know, I feel sorry for people like Dan at CG right now. It's not fair that good people's honest and decent ideals get sidetracked by this kind of pettiness. Makes me shake my head even more at these fools - they have no ideal at all outside of themselves.
Don't be silly ; all he can provide is muddled fuddle duddled.
# posted by : Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:44:00 PM
: Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:44:00 PM
OT...
Ha ha!
;-)
...or so far off the deep end, cussin' is all we got left, eh?
Ha ha!
;-)
...or so far off the deep end, cussin' is all we got left, eh?
# posted by : Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:45:00 PM
: Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:45:00 PM
I'm losin' it!
The tag was supposed to say...
"Hey! Whaddya know! Squid and me are more normal than everyone else!"
...???
Ummm...
It's an article about swearin', ya see...
And...
...never mind.
*sigh*
The tag was supposed to say...
"Hey! Whaddya know! Squid and me are more normal than everyone else!"
...???
Ummm...
It's an article about swearin', ya see...
And...
...never mind.
*sigh*
# posted by : Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:49:00 PM
: Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:49:00 PM
Are you saying that you are susceptible to the grandiose visions and rewards, of the indomitable whisky and whiskeys?
# posted by : Friday, September 28, 2007 12:00:00 AM
: Friday, September 28, 2007 12:00:00 AM
Man, the Libs are in full blown nuclear meltdown, eh?
If I'm Harper, this throne speech is going to be one helluva grenade lobbed right into the laps of the opposition, with a note taped to it...
"Go ahead! Pull the pin and make my day!"
If ever there was a time to go for the Libs collective jugular, it ain't ever gonna get any sweeter than this.
The shit storm, she is a comin'!
If I'm Harper, this throne speech is going to be one helluva grenade lobbed right into the laps of the opposition, with a note taped to it...
"Go ahead! Pull the pin and make my day!"
If ever there was a time to go for the Libs collective jugular, it ain't ever gonna get any sweeter than this.
The shit storm, she is a comin'!
# posted by : Friday, September 28, 2007 12:16:00 AM
: Friday, September 28, 2007 12:16:00 AM
All right .
In order not to throw a new generation off kilter...
Whiskeys is NOT the plural of Whisky...
To my understanding , the Scots have Whisky , and the Irish and Canadians have Whiskey (with an 'e').
Please correct me if I'm wrong , or unable to eloquate, at the present time...
Cheer O !
In order not to throw a new generation off kilter...
Whiskeys is NOT the plural of Whisky...
To my understanding , the Scots have Whisky , and the Irish and Canadians have Whiskey (with an 'e').
Please correct me if I'm wrong , or unable to eloquate, at the present time...
Cheer O !
# posted by : Friday, September 28, 2007 12:18:00 AM
: Friday, September 28, 2007 12:18:00 AM
As for the Libs jugular , it is so , so , inviting...
# posted by : Friday, September 28, 2007 12:44:00 AM
: Friday, September 28, 2007 12:44:00 AM
In my opinion, this 'household' name is not one of the leadership contenders. First of all, none of them would be dumb enough to do that. Hence, its gotta be one of their henchmen or an Liberal who is no longer in Parliament. Think Paul Martin, he never liked Dion, and would like nothing better than to be remembered as 'losing power but not destroying the party like that dunce Dion'.
Hmmmm, SO.... very interesting hypothesis...
I suspect it's more narcissistic incompetence than Machiavellian strategy, but - you never know.
I just can't imagine any capable student of Machiavelli would think this is a good idea for the LPC.
Well, I guess it's crunch time for Dion - election now or election later. I don't think I know him well enough to really guess. He often seems humble, he often seems arrogant. I don't know which side of him will come out this time.
I suspect it's more narcissistic incompetence than Machiavellian strategy, but - you never know.
I just can't imagine any capable student of Machiavelli would think this is a good idea for the LPC.
Well, I guess it's crunch time for Dion - election now or election later. I don't think I know him well enough to really guess. He often seems humble, he often seems arrogant. I don't know which side of him will come out this time.
It is tantalizing, I agree. If I was making this up for a big epic play, Paul Martin would be the guy. After Chretien bitterly turns on an ungrateful party and cuts off their funding, the next leader turns on the same ungrateful party and axes the next leader, all to make himself look better?
I'll give you this - if it's not true, it *should* be true.
I'll give you this - if it's not true, it *should* be true.
Xmas is coming. Don't forget your favorite Liberal. Remember what they like.
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'Liberals hand out portraits of former Prime Ministers printed on coloured, numbered strips of paper for Christmas."
'
'Liberals hand out portraits of former Prime Ministers printed on coloured, numbered strips of paper for Christmas."
# posted by : Friday, September 28, 2007 9:29:00 AM
: Friday, September 28, 2007 9:29:00 AM
You guys just don't get it.
Jean Chretien is gone and can never come back a la Trudeau. Paul Martin was Jean Chretien's partner, and he is also never coming back a la Trudeau.
The party has rejected the back room boys with the election of Dion as leader, to make a clean breast of it. Dion is backed by Kennedy and the young Trudeau, which is where the centre of gravity has shifted in the Liberal Party of Canada. I guess "necons" just cannot give up fighting the Cold War, or fighting ghosts of Liberals Past.
That is why Dion and the re-energized Liberal party is going to wipe the floor with Harper and his Calgary Cowboys.
And that boys and girls, is precisely why wily Ed Stelmach is biding his time, waiting and watching to see how things will unfold in the federal tent.
It is truely an exciting time for politics in Canada, as we prepare to repel a second Amerikan Invasion, must as we did in 1912.
Bye Bye Ms. Amerikan Pie!
Jean Chretien is gone and can never come back a la Trudeau. Paul Martin was Jean Chretien's partner, and he is also never coming back a la Trudeau.
The party has rejected the back room boys with the election of Dion as leader, to make a clean breast of it. Dion is backed by Kennedy and the young Trudeau, which is where the centre of gravity has shifted in the Liberal Party of Canada. I guess "necons" just cannot give up fighting the Cold War, or fighting ghosts of Liberals Past.
That is why Dion and the re-energized Liberal party is going to wipe the floor with Harper and his Calgary Cowboys.
And that boys and girls, is precisely why wily Ed Stelmach is biding his time, waiting and watching to see how things will unfold in the federal tent.
It is truely an exciting time for politics in Canada, as we prepare to repel a second Amerikan Invasion, must as we did in 1912.
Bye Bye Ms. Amerikan Pie!
Oh yes Joe, keep telling us about how the Titanic is unsinkable.
The 're-energized' Liberal party? Surely you jest. You can't be serious.
Oh and the last time the US invaded Canada was 1812, not 1912. And you accuse us of fighting the ghosts of the past? What are you fighting? HAH!
The 're-energized' Liberal party? Surely you jest. You can't be serious.
Oh and the last time the US invaded Canada was 1812, not 1912. And you accuse us of fighting the ghosts of the past? What are you fighting? HAH!
Also, that picture of Dion in the link: aaaaawkward! Seriously, he looks as uncomfortable drinking that as he probably did with that hot dog experience a few months ago.
Seriously, if people just want to make Dion into an absolute laughing stock, just post pics of him eating food at "regular Joe eateries" PR stops that his handlers force him to do.
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Seriously, if people just want to make Dion into an absolute laughing stock, just post pics of him eating food at "regular Joe eateries" PR stops that his handlers force him to do.
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