Monday, November 14, 2005
Left-Wing versus Right-Wing Films
Senor German Lopez of Juarez, Mexico writes to ask:
Chuckercanuck, can you give us some examples of right-wing films so that we can start coming up with our ideas?
Well, German (pronouced Herr-Mann), I couldn't do that when it comes to Canadian films because, as I have pointed out earlier, they all suck and are all left-wing. So, let's meet half-way (in Hollywood) and look at the political spectrum in films made by Yankees.
Left Wing Film Right Wing Film
The Day After Tomorrow vs. Armageddon
==> obvious comparison. One is full of shit. The other has Bruce Willis in it.
Contact vs. Independence Day
==> the lefties think aliens are friendly "grandad"-types. Righties know very well that when aliens do arrive, we'll have to kick the crap out of them or they take our planet.
Land of the Dead vs. 28 Days Later
==> Romero does class-warfare zombie movie. The brits respond with animal righties starting the zombie mess.
Star Trek vs. Star Wars
==> Kirk gets laid alot and everyone on the Starship is so damned nice. Luke Skywalker never shied away from a fight. And, Darth Vader pretty much ran the sponsorship program.
Analyze This! vs. Something about Mary
==> Lefties love the mob (just ask the Liberals). Righties - well, this movie was a bit crude for my own taste.
The Lion King vs. Harry Potter – any of ‘em
==> Only Lefties could believe that lions and anteloupes dance and sing together before the lions rip them to shreads and feed on hot, fresh meat.
When Harry met Sally vs. True Lies
==> Two whiners in a cafe talking about life = lefty. A gorgeous wife finds out her husband fights terrorism, not counts beans = righty.
Bewitched (the remake) vs. Brady Bunch (the remake)
==> Family values!
Das Boat vs. Saving Private Ryan
==> "Ahh, cut the poor Germans some slack," says your friendly neighbourhood communist.
Farenheit 9/11 (pure fiction) vs. Beavis & Butthead
==> Unlike Moore's waste of film reel, Beavis & Butthead is an accurate depiction of suburban life. And, the best line of all soundtrack movies: "Fly away, lesbian seagull."
I hope this helps.
Chuckercanuck, can you give us some examples of right-wing films so that we can start coming up with our ideas?
Well, German (pronouced Herr-Mann), I couldn't do that when it comes to Canadian films because, as I have pointed out earlier, they all suck and are all left-wing. So, let's meet half-way (in Hollywood) and look at the political spectrum in films made by Yankees.
Left Wing Film Right Wing Film
The Day After Tomorrow vs. Armageddon
==> obvious comparison. One is full of shit. The other has Bruce Willis in it.
Contact vs. Independence Day
==> the lefties think aliens are friendly "grandad"-types. Righties know very well that when aliens do arrive, we'll have to kick the crap out of them or they take our planet.
Land of the Dead vs. 28 Days Later
==> Romero does class-warfare zombie movie. The brits respond with animal righties starting the zombie mess.
Star Trek vs. Star Wars
==> Kirk gets laid alot and everyone on the Starship is so damned nice. Luke Skywalker never shied away from a fight. And, Darth Vader pretty much ran the sponsorship program.
Analyze This! vs. Something about Mary
==> Lefties love the mob (just ask the Liberals). Righties - well, this movie was a bit crude for my own taste.
The Lion King vs. Harry Potter – any of ‘em
==> Only Lefties could believe that lions and anteloupes dance and sing together before the lions rip them to shreads and feed on hot, fresh meat.
When Harry met Sally vs. True Lies
==> Two whiners in a cafe talking about life = lefty. A gorgeous wife finds out her husband fights terrorism, not counts beans = righty.
Bewitched (the remake) vs. Brady Bunch (the remake)
==> Family values!
Das Boat vs. Saving Private Ryan
==> "Ahh, cut the poor Germans some slack," says your friendly neighbourhood communist.
Farenheit 9/11 (pure fiction) vs. Beavis & Butthead
==> Unlike Moore's waste of film reel, Beavis & Butthead is an accurate depiction of suburban life. And, the best line of all soundtrack movies: "Fly away, lesbian seagull."
I hope this helps.
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Hey Charles. Thought you could use the traffic so consider yourself tagged.
Never done one of these before, but what the hey, I figure I owe you a link and some traffic for all of your fine comments over at Cerberus. I would have sent the notice to you by e-mail, but you don't put it on display - consider getting a free hotmail/yahoo/sympatico e-mail sometime.
Cheers
TB
Cerberus
Never done one of these before, but what the hey, I figure I owe you a link and some traffic for all of your fine comments over at Cerberus. I would have sent the notice to you by e-mail, but you don't put it on display - consider getting a free hotmail/yahoo/sympatico e-mail sometime.
Cheers
TB
Cerberus
Of course, this blog would first have to survive long enough for little Charlie Fallon to actually make a 23rd post.
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